This is what it's come to?

Fucking kettle korn? We’re standing in long lines for kettle korn in this town? And kettle korn with a “k”? Nu-metal kettle korn? This isn’t a carnival. You have other options, ladies and gentlemen. 

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you have not seen to the wonders that are the Mission Bay farmers market, kettle korn up the fucking ass at that sorry ass bullshit. I think they shut it down for the winter, hopefully forever though. no one serves food so people buy organic fucking peaches to chase their subway sandwiches and gas station ham & cheese from a cafe that sells bitchass muffins

Kettle Corn is freeking fantastic and gold rush has some quality stuff and hilarious staff. Have you tried it?

MORTAL KORN!
FINISH IT! RECYCLE YOUR BAG WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED!