ROGER EBERT IS COMING TO TOWN!!

 

RE + LB 4 EVA. Between this and the Stephin Merritt thing, I’m gonna have to join the g-d film snobs union or whatever the hell it’s called. Culture, pfft.

Anyway, he’ll be receiving The Novikoff Award at An Evening with Roger Ebert and Friends on Saturday, May 1 at 5:30 pm at the Castro Theatre. That’s basically my birthday. Do you think Roger Ebert would enjoy a lap dance for my birthday? Or a hand shake? Whatevs.

Comments (9)

I see you chose a pic from the era where he still had a jaw.

Just the handshake, please. But the thought is nice.

RE

P.S. MrEricSir (above) is super-perceptive. No puttin’ anything across on that boy.

The fact that someone who isn’t a 25 year old alcoholic has read this blog is making me nut myself.

Ebert’s a writer who blogs and posts on Twitter a lot, I’m sure he’ll fit right in around here.

I thought he lost the ability to speak…

Maaan.

Now we can’t make fun of UA anymore.

I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me.

Roger Ebert is one awesome dude. And his ability to slice and dice BS via the written word is amazing.

Laura gets more famous by the day. Gonna have to start charging for proximity to her soon.