Now, like most of you I’m sure, I like to pretend that me & Timmy Lincecum are bros. In my mind, we grab beers together, go on bike rides, play catch in the park, and I even smoke weed with him every once in awhile even though I don’t smoke weed. Still, I was a little surprised to see that this girl right here, not only met Timmy in Arizona and hung out with him all weekend, but somehow convinced him to sign her personalized “Mary Jane” Lincecum jersey. Good job! 

In other news, I’m busy trying to scrape together enough change to buy an Opening Day ticket. Wish me luck.