(Photo from generic1)

generic1, famous for blogging politics and whatever, had a gun put to his temple by one of two muggers in Oakland the other night and his reaction was to run like Carl Lewis. And he won! Nice job. Sounds like a horrifying experience and we’re glad he’s okay. The Oakland Cops on the other hand won’t even take a report from him, which is the really phenomenal part of the story. You can read all about his harrowing experience here.

*I seriously considered whether it was proper to put the word fuck in the headline, but then I scrolled down and saw a photo of a dog taking a shit, so I figured it was okay.