This could not possible have anything less to do about SF but it’s a goddamn dead deer on a couch watching TV.

From the inbox, by way of North Carolina:

This is the pull off at Rt 35 and Miracle Dr
A deer was hit there.
The couch was dumped there previously.
Day two the deer was on the couch.
Day three the end table and lamp showed up.
Day four the TV and TV stand showed up.

Quality.