Eye on the Bay now has some kind of bullshit ass flea market friday where people sign up to be on tv selling their retarded crap like barbie dolls, chicken coops, lamas, toy plane sling shots and all other kinds of worthless garbage. I don’t know how long this has been going on but fuck this blows. Not that I look to CBS 5 to enlighten me with cool shit but fuck this, tell me where to get a sandwich in a town I will never go to instead of how to get salsa lessons from some white girl who can’t dance. This kind of television should be on sunday mornings at 6 am with that dude who tells you where to buy ugly sofas for the cheap.

I should call them and sell them my dumbass torchlamp that belongs in the bedroom of a 12 year old from 1992.

while I’m at it, am I the only one who wants to drop kick Malou for that bullshit ass infomercial of sucks that is Malou Review?