Don’t get me wrong, I understand that it is extremely difficult to look your best while walking your fixie down Valencia St. without a pair of Ray-Ban stunners on, but maybe this is just taking it ‘too far’?  But, really, why the hell am I surprised?  Fashion always seems to be more about one-upsmanship than practicality.  So, what’s next?  Tattooing Apple ear-buds and cables to your face and chest?  An iPhone to your palm?  A giant doormat on your forehead?

Anyways, does anyone know where I can buy a flannel shirt made out of Cabbage Patch Kids?

(video proves this is not bullshit)