Attention all Bay Area “ladies” with a penchant for drink throwing, extension pulling, and general skankiness. This Friday is your lucky day (and my worst nightmare)!

Casting Directors from Oxygen’s “The Bad Girls Club” will be at San Francisco’s illustrious (*cough cough*) Manor West this Friday from 9-11pm, combing San Francisco’s collective weave for fresh blood to offer up to the insatiable reality tv Gods.

So put on your best clear platform heels, your shortest Forever 21 frock, and make sure those acrylics are on point, because you just might be the train wreck “The Bad Girls Club” is looking for!