This post is long because I don’t know how to work this janky ass visual basic looking blog so fuck it here is some shit to do this weekend

Friday night over at Lower Haters the Burlesque folks are going to be showing their fancy ass artwork so if you want to see some sheets of paper with colors on them go there. It’s the opening party so they also got dj’s King Most, Enki, Platurn, and also Mike2600 of Burlesque will be spinning and his is good at not playing shitty music. Mike is also playing over at Triple Crown Saturday night for the Jinder show. I think it’s gonna be disco house type shit. I don’t fucking know, I aint about that shit but Mike is my dude so I support his ass.

If you don’t want to fuck with swedish disco house holler at Tormenta Tropical. Jess Jubilee is coming down to play some fucking bullshit music, hopefully she breaks out some miami bass but who knows maybe she will play dancey dance. Tormenta is probably my favorite party in the city. Last month Dj Panik blew my mind with some weird ass mexican dance music. The only way I can describe it is that it sounded like the music you hear when you listen to the radio out of Juarez, Mexico while you drive through El Paso at four in the morning and they are justing pummeling your barely awake brain with the weirdest balls to the walls mexican rave music. Panik took it there and I wasn’t sure I was ready to go there but it worked. But fuck all that what I’m really about though are those texas rap cumbia remixes, I lose my shit to that, it fucking bangs. I fuck with that shit hard, cumbia and dallas rap are a perfect blend of sounds. Nothing like getting buck to some accordians. Jess probably won’t play that but fuck it, Oro11 and Disco Shawn bring the cumbia electro turbo bass vibes. Pretty much one of very few reasons to go to the Elbo room.

If you want to rumble there is a DRI show at Slims on saturday so you can fuck with that. I may or may not be there pushing kids around.