The world’s greatest clothing store (especially for fat chicks because no other fat chicks shop there!), Painted Bird, is moving to Valencia b/ 25th & 26th. Basically right next door to where my boyfriend just moved from. So we could live together. SO TORN ABOUT THIS DECISION. 

Anyway, grand opening party on Friday, Jan 29, from 7-10 pm. See you there, I’ll be the chick hoarding all the cute clothes for fat chicks/eating all the snacks/drinking all the booze. AKA, The Life of the Party.