My current favorite bay area blog (besides yours) is The Dude Whisperer. Not only does this fool know what the fuck he’s talking about, he’s also very funny and dreamy GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT A MARRIED MAN LIKE THAT LAURA. I was reading some older entries when I stumbled upon this gem about the guy with the too long schlong (or is it that his ladies vagina is tiny like pencil sharpener?). Delightful. I strongly suggest you send him a question and if you do, let me know b/c I totally want to make fun of you on this blog I mean report it tastefully. 

The DW also just posted this classy pic from AwkwardFamilyPhotos on his Facebook page. The only thing that would make it better is if the family were super fat. Everything is better when fat people are involved.