I Hope You Choke to Death on Bacon-Wrapped Cupcakes While Wearing This

The Giants announce their 2010 promotional giveaways tomorrow, and leaked out today on Facebook that one of them is the Giants-themed Snuggie pictured above. The only things I'm more sick of hearing about than Snuggies is bacon and cupcakes. (Yes, I will go to this giveaway and yes I will wear this, but I will hate myself.)  In semi-related news, one of my friends who is a high school teacher posted this as his status on Facebook today: "Teenagers Discover THE HANGOVER, Quote It Every Single Day, and Drive Teacher Insane." Also, just to preempt you: bathroom graffiti.