Deal of the Week: Beautiful Van (read: Child Molester Hovel on Wheels), Runs Smoothly (read: Needs Battery).

Mysteriously only $500. Megan Allison came through with this brilliant find at the Inner Sunset Community Billboard. And basically wrote this post. So really, she should just have her own fucking Uptown Almanac account but I ain't the Boss Lady so WHATEVS. Also, I'm pretty sure I know the person who is selling this. Ugh. I need some new friends and fast. What are you doing this weekend? Aaaaand THAT'S my first problem.