That’s @burritojustice, @streetsblogSF, and @bayareabites to you! They’re on Twitter’s totally revamped suggested users list under “staff picks”. Actually, most of the staff picks are SF blogs and companies which makes sense. Some gaylord named Josh lets us know that it’s all about, “the power of suggestion.” Have you noticed that a lot of these tech companies do that thing where they talk to you like you’re a retarded five-year-old? I think Apple did it first? Like, “Hey guys! My name is Josh and I’m gonna walk you through this!” It’s like, Josh. Let’s be real. Just tell me that you’ve found a new way to pimp your friends to folks in middle America who are just learning about Twitter. I mean, is there a reason that the same people* appear on like 5 lists? If Twitter really wanted to help us, “discover the best content and get the most of Twitter,” like they claim, wouldn’t there be a broader scope of people to follow? Sockington THE CAT is on like 19 lists. That’s all I’m saying. 

*And by people, I MEAN CATS.