“Didn't your mother teach you it's rude to point?”

“Modern Asian Urban,” or MAU (which, shockingly, isn't a fancy new acronym for the ethnic yuppie), recently posted up their remarkably Westfield Mall Food Court-y signage in the old NY Buffalo Wings space.  At first glance, we're not sure what the make of the place: it's being run by a former Slow Club chef, so that's probably a good thing.  And it's not like anyone ever ate at the wings place.

However, that name is criminally obnoxious—never mind that someone in the city is making a wicked Chairman Mao pun.  Also, they're claiming the restaurant will be kid-friendly.  We hate kids.

Anyway, they're supposedly opening in the coming weeks with a mess of $15 rice bowls and noodles, so get ready.

(Oh, and you can follow 'em on Twitter, too.)