dubstep

"Hey, Did Someone Order a Dozen Boxes of Whip-Its?"

A few weeks back, I heard rumors that someone was passing out “late-night whip-it delivery service business cards” in Dolores Park.  And here's the proof, curiosity of Boing Boing:

So why punk your friends by ordering a dozen pizzas when you can order a dozen boxes of whip-its?  At worst, they're stuck with a dozen boxes of whip-its.  At best, it turns into a sex fantasy.

[Oh, and be sure to check them out on Facebook, for extra laughs.]

Dolores Park gets its own Mortal Kombat Character

He's basically a cross between an acid-crazed Hannibal Lecter fresh off a dubstep-filled Burning Man trip gone horribly wrong and a ninja warrior dead set on annihilating white-shirted dorks who perpetually stare at the ground.

Just check out his sick tiger pounce attack: