Kevin Montgomery

After several failed abortion attempts, Kevin was shat out of his mother's uterus on a beautiful summer day in 1984, raising him in a quaint New England town know for its art festivals, scenic rivers, political activism, and asparagus. Since then, he has sought out the most squalid living circumstances possible in a vain attempt to return to the womb.

Kevin moved to California with the intention of squandering his 20s living along a beach, spending his days learning to surf, biking, and drinking Carlo Rossi by the jug. He wound up in San Francisco.

I don't think before I type's Posts

W. Kamau Bell Returns to Stage Werx This Weekend

03/18/2013 - 12:26pm

Pop's Bathroom, Now With Thoughtful Relationship Advice

03/16/2013 - 11:39am

A Cat's Map of San Francisco Coincidentally Looks Like the Human Map of San Francisco

03/16/2013 - 11:06am

CCTV Watching Over Rainbow

03/15/2013 - 2:26pm

pPod: Dolores Park's Newly Proposed Place to Piss

03/15/2013 - 1:52pm

Sup. Campos Falters on Alcohol Legislation, Hopes to Allow Beer Sales in Grocery Stores [UPDATED]

03/15/2013 - 10:29am

Mission Quickly Becoming a Free Parking Lot For Shuttle Commuters

03/13/2013 - 12:22pm

Alcohol Claims Lives of 50% of Curry Up's Windows

03/13/2013 - 11:43am

Mission Beach Cafe Not Paying Their Employees?

03/13/2013 - 9:07am

Third Eye Blind on the Status of Valencia Street

03/12/2013 - 3:55pm

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Posted in How to Donate to the Victims of Saturday's Fire at 23rd and Capp

12/31/2012 - 11:40am

Brock's great, stop

Posted in Area Tastemakers Are, Like, So Over The Mission Right Now

12/27/2012 - 12:55pm

I'd counter that while Capp

Posted in Update: Biking on Valencia Is Still Kinda Not Great

12/27/2012 - 10:46am

While I agree that I'd be

Posted in Stable Cafe's Kanye Moment: "The City of S.F. is Completely Neglecting Our Neighborhood!"

12/20/2012 - 9:18am

And, yet, we always have

Posted in A Very Uptown Almanac Locally-Sourced Pop-Up Holiday Comedy Special [Feat. Drennon Davis!]

12/12/2012 - 12:36pm

Yup, it's a car lot currently

Posted in Apple Store for Audi Drivers to Open in the Mission

12/07/2012 - 2:29pm

Great question.

Posted in AFL-CIO Slaps Phony "Unionmade" Clothing Store With Cease and Desist

12/03/2012 - 3:27pm

Where did you hear that?

Posted in Our New Supermarket Could Close Before It Even Opens

12/06/2012 - 10:08am

They're easily defeated:

Posted in SFPD, Google Hosting Class on How to Improperly Lock Up Your Bike

12/04/2012 - 3:17pm

This comment is spot on. I

Posted in SFPD, Google Hosting Class on How to Improperly Lock Up Your Bike

12/04/2012 - 3:17pm

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