Kevin Montgomery

After several failed abortion attempts, Kevin was shat out of his mother's uterus on a beautiful summer day in 1984, raising him in a quaint New England town know for its art festivals, scenic rivers, political activism, and asparagus. Since then, he has sought out the most squalid living circumstances possible in a vain attempt to return to the womb.

Kevin moved to California with the intention of squandering his 20s living along a beach, spending his days learning to surf, biking, and drinking Carlo Rossi by the jug. He wound up in San Francisco.

I don't think before I type's Posts

Underutilized Surface Has Promising Future

05/14/2013 - 7:03pm

Valencia Street's Planned Parenthood Protesters Are Nuttier Than Expected

05/14/2013 - 6:18pm

Undercover Cops Bust Cold Beer Cold Water For Only Selling Cold Water

05/14/2013 - 5:55pm

Betabrand Already Vandalized

05/10/2013 - 12:28pm

How to Clear a Field in Dolores Park

05/10/2013 - 12:16pm

This Year's Carnaval Theme: "Harlem Shake"

05/08/2013 - 1:47pm

Esta Noche In Trouble

05/08/2013 - 11:14am

Help Support The Secret Alley's Public Gallery!

05/08/2013 - 10:39am

Life on the Rails

05/07/2013 - 5:25pm

Live in a Van Down By Mission Street

05/07/2013 - 4:46pm

I don't think before I type's Comments

Different words, derp.

Posted in Dolores Park: The Mission's Latest Object of Scorn

04/23/2013 - 2:44pm

Violent!

Posted in Mini Golf Course Preemptively Apologizes For Moving Into the Neighborhood

04/11/2013 - 2:05pm

I see those three months have

Posted in Silly Danish Brewery Still Thinks Mission Kids Are Called Hipsters

04/08/2013 - 10:20am

Yes I have! He's one of my

Posted in Neighbor Seeks to Block Dolores Park Renovations—Because of Childhood Obesity

04/08/2013 - 5:30am

Is there a 3rd? From the

Posted in As More Valet Parking Comes to Valencia, Supervisors Cool on Proposed Restaurant Moratorium

04/03/2013 - 1:51pm

I can't speak for them, but

Posted in As More Valet Parking Comes to Valencia, Supervisors Cool on Proposed Restaurant Moratorium

04/03/2013 - 1:51pm

They're also playing Elbo

Posted in SF's Best Kept 'Secret'

04/01/2013 - 3:50pm

Sorry, it only encourages bad

Posted in Betabrand Opening Massive Retail Shop on Valencia

03/29/2013 - 1:56pm

Sweatshop was sarcasm. But,

Posted in Betabrand Opening Massive Retail Shop on Valencia

03/29/2013 - 1:56pm

Not the case. From the

Posted in Liz Claiborne Pushing for Adobe Books' Eviction

03/23/2013 - 3:28pm

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