Kevin Montgomery

After several failed abortion attempts, Kevin was shat out of his mother's uterus on a beautiful summer day in 1984, raising him in a quaint New England town know for its art festivals, scenic rivers, political activism, and asparagus. Since then, he has sought out the most squalid living circumstances possible in a vain attempt to return to the womb.

Kevin moved to California with the intention of squandering his 20s living along a beach, spending his days learning to surf, biking, and drinking Carlo Rossi by the jug. He wound up in San Francisco.

I don't think before I type's Posts

Dolores Park: The Mission's Latest Object of Scorn

04/23/2013 - 2:44pm

Medjool's Roof Deck to Become a Latin Street Food Cocktail Lounge Buzzword Something Something

04/23/2013 - 12:08pm

Gently Scruffy Twenty-Something Funemployment Checklist

04/23/2013 - 11:40am

Anti-Gentrification Block Party to Provide Rare Opportunity to Beat Candy Out of Google Buses

04/22/2013 - 9:27am

Procrastinating Potheads Get Swept Up Into SF's Line-Standing Craze

04/22/2013 - 9:14am

Advanced Pop-Up Hotboxing

04/19/2013 - 1:21pm

SLAMPOP! By Elliott C Nathan Opens Tonight

04/19/2013 - 12:47pm

Hippie's Bite Worse Than Dog's Bark

04/19/2013 - 11:02am

Fashionable New Way to Block the Bike Lane

04/18/2013 - 1:59pm

Good Thing Those Heroes Saved Dolores Park's Decrepit Shit Cave

04/18/2013 - 12:22pm

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$0.75/5 balls a play. Some

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03/08/2013 - 1:37pm

Bonkers shut down last summer

Posted in Gestalt Debuts Arsenal of Pinball Machines

03/08/2013 - 1:37pm

Yeah, the existence of

Posted in Gestalt Debuts Arsenal of Pinball Machines

03/08/2013 - 1:37pm

I won't speak for Brian on

Posted in Social Work in the Tenderloin is Not Hopeless

03/01/2013 - 2:54am

To be fair, I only asked

Posted in Social Work in the Tenderloin is Not Hopeless

03/01/2013 - 2:54am

Let's get rid of that

Posted in Sacrebleu!

02/28/2013 - 1:04pm

Okay, that picture is way,

Posted in New Neighborhood Grocer Will Be Just Like Bi-Rite, Only, Like, Convenient and Stuff

02/27/2013 - 8:48am

Bingo. Don't believe it?

Posted in Tenderloin Cocaine and Prostitute Dispensary Goes Upscale

02/21/2013 - 2:51pm

If you are walking down the

Posted in Future Mugging Victim Cruises Capp Street With Google Glasses, Bluetooth, and iPhone

02/22/2013 - 1:03pm

No, I call him a douchebag bc

Posted in Future Mugging Victim Cruises Capp Street With Google Glasses, Bluetooth, and iPhone

02/22/2013 - 1:03pm

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