Kevin Montgomery

After several failed abortion attempts, Kevin was shat out of his mother's uterus on a beautiful summer day in 1984, raising him in a quaint New England town know for its art festivals, scenic rivers, political activism, and asparagus. Since then, he has sought out the most squalid living circumstances possible in a vain attempt to return to the womb.

Kevin moved to California with the intention of squandering his 20s living along a beach, spending his days learning to surf, biking, and drinking Carlo Rossi by the jug. He wound up in San Francisco.

I don't think before I type's Posts

Undercover Cops Bust Cold Beer Cold Water For Only Selling Cold Water

05/14/2013 - 5:55pm

Betabrand Already Vandalized

05/10/2013 - 12:28pm

How to Clear a Field in Dolores Park

05/10/2013 - 12:16pm

This Year's Carnaval Theme: "Harlem Shake"

05/08/2013 - 1:47pm

Esta Noche In Trouble

05/08/2013 - 11:14am

Help Support The Secret Alley's Public Gallery!

05/08/2013 - 10:39am

Life on the Rails

05/07/2013 - 5:25pm

Live in a Van Down By Mission Street

05/07/2013 - 4:46pm

The Fuck L.A. Club

05/07/2013 - 3:37pm

Chipotle's Roots in the Mission

05/07/2013 - 11:24am

I don't think before I type's Comments

I love how the people who

Posted in 17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)

05/02/2013 - 10:43pm

Slow down there dude

Posted in 17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)

05/02/2013 - 10:43pm

I talked to other tenants in

Posted in 17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)

05/02/2013 - 10:43pm

That was communicated by a

Posted in 17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)

05/02/2013 - 10:43pm

Yes, both this and the error

Posted in SF BarKast: Two Drunks Dissecting Local Bars For Our Amusement

04/26/2013 - 2:30pm

I was told by one of the

Posted in 17 Reasons Building Poised for Demolition and Condos, Tenants Fear

04/26/2013 - 5:25am

FWIW, this is an old Google

Posted in 17 Reasons Building Poised for Demolition and Condos, Tenants Fear

04/26/2013 - 5:25am

Different words, derp.

Posted in Dolores Park: The Mission's Latest Object of Scorn

04/23/2013 - 2:44pm

Violent!

Posted in Mini Golf Course Preemptively Apologizes For Moving Into the Neighborhood

04/11/2013 - 2:05pm

I see those three months have

Posted in Silly Danish Brewery Still Thinks Mission Kids Are Called Hipsters

04/08/2013 - 10:20am

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