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Weekend Fire Takes Out We Be Sushi, Thai House
Early Saturday morning, a two alarm fire consumed We Be Sushi, Thai House 530, and other neighboring apartments on 16th and Valencia. A building neighbor, Jeff, filled us in on what happened:
Jeff emailed us again a few hours later with a further update:
No more details appear to be available at this time. We'll update if we hear more.


Share on TumblrTweet23 CommentsProposed Legislation Will Create More Places to Buy Booze, Make It Harder to Open Restaurants in the Mission
We've long felt the city needed to ease up the restrictions in the 1996 Mission District liquor license moratorium--making it easier for grocery stores and markets to remain viable in the neighborhood--and legislation introduced by Supervisors Scott Wiener and David Campos is going to do just that. The Chronicle has the scoop:
The 1996 law was created in part to combat the proliferation of corner stores that were blamed for public drunkenness and neighborhood violence. However, the unanticipated drawback of the law is that nearly two decades later, neighborhood residents cannot buy a six pack at their corner grocer despite "tourists and well-heeled visitors [being able to get] a drink at any of the pricey restaurants in the area." The new legislation aims to change that.
We've already heard that Valencia Whole Foods would stay open later if allowed to see booze, and the forthcoming Local Mission Market has previously declared the vitality of alcohol sales to their market's success, it is hard to imagine much controversy around the proposed changes. But with the changes to the restaurant openings in retail spaces process (sacred cow!), who really knows.
[SF Chronicle, via Ellen Huet]
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet7 CommentsThe Bold Italic Takes a Quick Break From Stereotyping Everyone to Ask Others to Stop Stereotyping Techies
The Bold Italic has
built an empirelost their parent company Gannett Company, Inc. millions of dollars by pushing borderline racist listicles and backstories exploring our city's most tired stereotypes. Now, their completely obliviouseditor"producer" Jennifer Maerz has had it up to here with commonfolk stereotyping poor techies, goshdarnit!According to Maerz,
techiesThe Bold Italic's primary customers aren't making assault weapons (true!, kinda) and not every techie is a yuppie satan-spawn that would have been a Manhattanite financier if born a generation ago (true!, obviously), so let's cut them some slack and save our stereotypin' energy for Chinese people and everyone else in the city, okay?She explains why you should get with the brogram:
We completely agree. Wholesale dismissal of people based on what employee badge they carry is a real poor idea. And we know plenty of people who ride the shuttles and are perfectly bearable humans. But the idea that the industry's occasional nobleness and lack of complete sameness makes it somehow off-limits to criticize its rampant racism, gender inequality and sexism, insularity and cronyism--never mind the widening inequality and and Republican tax policies it promotes--is completely baffling.
(Besides, should we not criticize bankers despite the fact their industry is by and large corrupt?)
Anyway, if the brogrammer apologists at The Bold Italic really want to stop techie stereotyping, maybe they should start with themselves?
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet37 CommentsBaby Head Whirligig Frightens, Amazes
I'm not totally sure how the artist's statement behind this decapitated baby head whirligig would read, but I imagine its purpose is to make small children cry and make big children (me) laugh. Regardless, it's the most refreshing piece of street art this blogger has seen in Clarion Alley in quite some time.
Here's a moving picture Instagram of it in action:


Share on TumblrTweet4 CommentsThe Bold Italic Takes a Quick Break From Stereotyping Everyone to Ask Others to Stop Stereotyping Techies
The Bold Italic has
built an empirelost their parent company Gannett Company, Inc. millions of dollars by pushing borderline racist listicles and backstories exploring our city's most tired stereotypes. Now, their completely obliviouseditor"producer" Jennifer Maerz has had it up to here with commonfolk stereotyping poor techies, goshdarnit!According to Maerz,
techiesThe Bold Italic's primary customers aren't making assault weapons (true!, kinda) and not every techie is a yuppie satan-spawn that would have been a Manhattanite financier if born a generation ago (true!, obviously), so let's cut them some slack and save our stereotypin' energy for Chinese people and everyone else in the city, okay?She explains why you should get with the brogram:
We completely agree. Wholesale dismissal of people based on what employee badge they carry is a real poor idea. And we know plenty of people who ride the shuttles and are perfectly bearable humans. But the idea that the industry's occasional nobleness and lack of complete sameness makes it somehow off-limits to criticize its rampant racism, gender inequality and sexism, insularity and cronyism--never mind the widening inequality and and Republican tax policies it promotes--is completely baffling.
(Besides, should we not criticize bankers despite the fact their industry is by and large corrupt?)
Anyway, if the brogrammer apologists at The Bold Italic really want to stop techie stereotyping, maybe they should start with themselves?
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet37 CommentsUndercover Cops Bust Cold Beer Cold Water For Only Selling Cold Water
Here we go again: another spring, another police crackdown of apparently illegal activities in Dolores Park. Their annual dog and pony show of rounding up dealers and pushers and scolding the citizenry has become predictably routine, sadly. And it clearly accomplishes nothing. Alas, SFPD is busy dropping officers in the park while violent crimes remain unsolved.
But while we're not the least bit surprised SFPD has posted up in Dolores again, we cannot help but laugh at their recent bust of James "The Cold Water Guy" for selling bottled water. That's right, water. Water.
It was silly enough they had him arrested for flipping PBR for stupid prices last year, but come on. Who knew SFPD could be this petty.
[Thanks Jack for the tip!]
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet31 CommentsUndercover Cops Bust Cold Beer Cold Water For Only Selling Cold Water
Here we go again: another spring, another police crackdown of apparently illegal activities in Dolores Park. Their annual dog and pony show of rounding up dealers and pushers and scolding the citizenry has become predictably routine, sadly. And it clearly accomplishes nothing. Alas, SFPD is busy dropping officers in the park while violent crimes remain unsolved.
But while we're not the least bit surprised SFPD has posted up in Dolores again, we cannot help but laugh at their recent bust of James "The Cold Water Guy" for selling bottled water. That's right, water. Water.
It was silly enough they had him arrested for flipping PBR for stupid prices last year, but come on. Who knew SFPD could be this petty.
[Thanks Jack for the tip!]
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet31 CommentsUndercover Cops Bust Cold Beer Cold Water For Only Selling Cold Water
Here we go again: another spring, another police crackdown of apparently illegal activities in Dolores Park. Their annual dog and pony show of rounding up dealers and pushers and scolding the citizenry has become predictably routine, sadly. And it clearly accomplishes nothing. Alas, SFPD is busy dropping officers in the park while violent crimes remain unsolved.
But while we're not the least bit surprised SFPD has posted up in Dolores again, we cannot help but laugh at their recent bust of James "The Cold Water Guy" for selling bottled water. That's right, water. Water.
It was silly enough they had him arrested for flipping PBR for stupid prices last year, but come on. Who knew SFPD could be this petty.
[Thanks Jack for the tip!]
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet31 CommentsGraffiti Outhouse Conveniently Indentifies Shady Spot to Tinkle Along Valencia
Good thing someone put that there because I really had to go and was all freaked out that I might have to walk 2 additional blocks to my house.
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Share on TumblrTweet4 CommentsBetabrand Already Vandalized
Betabrand, Valencia's latest--and probably not last--purveyor of $225 smoking jackets, hosted their opening party last night. This morning, the critics branded it "retarded" and a "scam."
They also found a piece of chalk for some less weather-proof statements:
Previously on Uptown Almanac


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