I don't think before I type's Posts

LOST DOG!

Posted by Megan Allison on Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:24pm

Tagged: blogs are the new community bulletin board

Laura at Vegansaurus* brings us this APB - Annie the dog is lost! Please keep your eyes out for an adorable terrier sans Chill Pill, last seen at Pacific & Walnut escaping into the Presidio.

Not that anybody who reads this blog would be in the Presidio Heights neighborhood doing anything but scoring coke from trust fund high school students, but if you do happen to be smoking a bowl by Mountain Lake and you see this dog, put on your hero cape for a minute and call one of these numbers: (415) 309-9710 (415) 776-9324 (415) 922-5040

*yes Laura at Vegansaurus is also Laura at Uptown Almanac. Just trying to maintain the illusion of propriety here people.

The Lack of Irony Here Is Truly Refreshing

Posted by Megan Allison on Thu, 02/25/2010 - 4:29pm

Categorized: Being Cool, Crime, Events, Happenings & Scenes, Humor, Life, Mission District, People, Pets & Animals, Photography, Scary Larry

Tagged: Baby Phat for children is too meta even for me, this is how you keep it real on Mission Street you pussies waiting in line for MSF

Foursquare Attempts to "Get It", Fails

Posted by Megan Allison on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:51am

Categorized: Being Cool, Events, Happenings & Scenes, Movies, Music, Travels and Tales, Whimsical Bullshit

Tagged: Foursquare and the self-involved dorks who use it, I am a self-involved dork, It will always be the Justice League to me

The Independent is a movie theater like I am a newspaper box.

Also, I am the mayor of Storyville. Get your own fucking popcorn, and while you're at it, ditch Get Satisfaction if you ever want any constructive feedback from your users. What a pain in the ass that is.