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I reach out to you, Internets, to tell me what in the fuck does this sidewalk moment of brilliance have to do with life? It's pretty fucking amazing but I don't know why it is exists and I really really want to know.
My friend Isaiah, he's from Tucson, made a rap video that looks like what it would look like if the internet threw up on your dreams. Actually he made the rap song with Max B and Rapewolf, Carne and Queso did the crazy graphics. I guess it's kinda NSFW if your work opposes smoking babies and total recall titties.
SF Lowrider documentary that you can watch on IMDB (don't ask me why they don't allow embedding so just click the image, it's only like 25 minutes long anyways nevermind found it on youtube). A bunch of footage from the 70's and 80's about what car culture in this city use to be like. Something this town has traded for bullshit like standing in lines for mediocre brunch and soggy cups of dirty water and liquor that taste like old trees. Car Culture in the bay is shitty in general, stuck hanging on the fringe. Do kids even get drivers licenses in this town before they are 30? Even if it's some dumb shit like wings on a front wheel drive, primered out everything, rattling plates, or even rainbow tint. It would be better than nothing. Whatever, it's not like I'm copping triple gold d's anytime soon either but I put in my time at lowrider shows. Yes I was in a lowrider bike club, spent years collecting issues of all kinds of mags, sported atzlan tshirts and all that. Even when I was driving around in a crx with a b18 I still had a soft spot in my heart for a dumped caprice with 4 15's in the trunk.
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Antwon brings you a new video for his song Helicopter, produced by Walsh. You nerds can watch the bullitt clips but for the people who actually like rap this shit is dope and you should check out dude's bandcamp
Toph is that fucking dude, one of the first people I met when I moved to this city and dude has always done me proper. He's a dj that you may have seen around town not playing whatever shitty song you have requested like an amateur. Whatever though, Toph is all smiles and a great person who has tolerated me when he shouldn't have. It really sucks he had to have some hit and run asshole break his pelvis a second time. He was hit early Sunday morning at Ocean and Geneva and if you have any info call SFPD 415.575.4444 or fucking text the cops TIP411. There is also going to be a fundraiser for Toph January 22 at SOM because dj's don't have insurance and homie's gonna need help since he'll be laid up for a few months, peep the facebook if your trying to go. There is also a facebook group where people are picking up his gigs for him so he can still have some sort of income without losing his parties. He's at SFGH in good spirits but he needs some help from his friends. If you want to donate there is a also a page set up for that as well
Saturday I was off eating brunch or some dumbshit that adults in this town do when I get a text from a rap blogger friend that just says "Jerkin battle at the japantown ymca." Well considering that's around the corner from me and I'm not doing shit but lame brunch I figure fuck it, I'm rolling. Turns out it was the Bay vs LA jerkin battle and homes was there to talk to Young Sam and that's why he knew about it. I hadn't heard shit on the streets aka the internets but thought, shit this could be cool.
We were definitely the oldest people there to witness a sea of brand new snapbacks and jerk shirts cheer teenagers doing some crazy ass moves. I don't know how many of you internet reader motherfuckers know about Jerkin but it's a style of music that for the most part people have forgotten about since it popped off a few years ago. The New Boyz got a deal and then fools tried to act like it never happened but the kids keep it alive. Shit was all fun but then this fucking kid breaks out his goddamn moves. Just watch this video until about the 19 second part and get your mind blown. I don't even know how you get your body to do shit like this but this kid is fucking crazy dope.
I gave up on watching breakdance battles years ago, I hate when dudes start uprocking in the club now, it's fucking annoying but really I can't front I had fun watching these kids get loose and just enjoy their scene.
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I recently harnessed the power of the internets to make a mixtape with a friend. I sent him a bunch of rap songs that use a sample from the Beastie Boys' The New Style because that loop is dope as fuck and wanted a mix to exist. Fortunately he had the same idea which I came to find out via this amazing technology called twitter. I sent him a few songs I had in a playlist and he put it together over a few months. Then we put it on the internet because that's what you do with music in 2011. It's a little over 36 minutes long because we're not sure peope could take the same sample for much longer but I think it's pretty fucking fun. We got all kind of joints on it Big Tuck, OFWGKTA, Prophet Posse, Three 6 Mafia, Pill, Cool Kids, Redman, RSO, and even boring ass Talib. It's not every song over this beat(I already got checked for the Gobots ft freeway joint being excluded) but fuck that shit, we did it because we're fucking brilliant. If you like rap music or the Internets then you should listen to it.
You can download it or stream it on Hunnicutt's soundcloud
if you want to see the tracklisting then peep my tumblr or click the fucking link for the soundcloud dumb dumb
Labor Day weekend is creeping up on us, which can mean only one thing (besides the start of the school year): Burning Man! When we first put feelers out to our network of Moms and Dads about the idea of writing an Insider’s Guide to Burning Man with Kids we got a lot of, “no ways”, “are you crazy” and “not in this lifetime” responses. While it’s clear that the majority of Burners opt for a week of adult playtime, there are actually quite a few Burner parents who wouldn’t have it any other way.
read the rest of their idiot guide here
Now I know it's real easy to pick on 7x7's shitty attempt at doing anything but this is a message I approve of because I hate burning man and children annoy me. Now maybe you like kids or some lame shit but trust me no good can come from the children of burning man enthusiasts. They beat out the children of steampunks on the totem pole of shitty. The world is a better place when these families can all go die in the desert under the fading light of dusty glowsticks as dubstep takes their last breath into black rock oblivion of abandoned childhood dreams. Fuck'em, let all these bad decisions rot in the fucking desert.
If 7x7 really wanted my support they would publish a guide on how to not to return from burning man. This city needs a fucking enema.
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