Who will lead the resistance now that Patrick Swayze is gone?

DIRTY DANCING 2: THE PBR PREQUEL

Posted by Zach Perkins on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 10:17am
Categorized: Back in the Day
Tagged: PBR is Americanism with its sleeves rolled., Who will lead the resistance now that Patrick Swayze is gone?

WARNING! PBR consumption may cause side effects including, but not limited to: blurred vision, poor judgement, disco, an uncontrollable desire to smoke unfilitered cigarettes, calling your coke dealer, and pancreatic cancer.

Previously on Uptown Almanac

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Red Dawn 2010: San Francisco

Posted by Zach Perkins on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 8:36pm
Categorized: Movies, Politics, tchnlgy
Tagged: Who will lead the resistance now that Patrick Swayze is gone?

(Photo via Governor Schwarzenegger's Twitter)

The Governator welcomed Russian President Dmitry Medvedev to San Francisco earlier this evening.  I'm kinda disappointed they didn't send Ivan Drago (HE MUST BREAK YOU).  Also disappointed that Arnie, with all his action cred, didn't do anything to stop this Red Invasion.  

According to SF Appeal, the Russians are after San Francisco's most valuable natural resource... Twitter.   Leave it to Gavin to quickly become collaborator #1 in the Russian Occupation of SF; he'll be facilitating Medvedev's access to Twitter HQ  tomorrow, where they will undoubtedly steal all our tweets for study and dissection back at ChatRoulette Labs.  

Avenge Me!  WOLVERINES!!!

Q: If Red Dawn took place in the Mission today, what would be the name of our youth based resistance cell?

  • Trustafarian Terrors
  • Fauxhemian Fangs
  • The Blue Ribbons
  • ...?
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