WHERE'S THE BEEF?

Muralists Bitch Slap Clarion Alley Taggers

It seems that painters in Clarion Alley are finally growing tired of dealing with bombers vandalizing their murals.  These two muralists, whos names I won't publish to protect their other works from retaliation, saw a mural they began painting yesterday irreparably destroyed last night.

“We had a sign over the mural saying it was in progress and to respect it, but someone threw up a giant piece over it anyway.”

They've given up on painting in the alley and are in search of a new place that they can help establish a new mural project on, but they decided to leave the alley and its taggers with a parting gift before bouncing.

Local Bar to Host Evening of Bovine Breast Porn (NSFV)

MOIST DELICIOUSNESS NOT SHOWN TO SCALE

WARNING: NSFV! Apparently unafraid of alienating the local veg crowd, Shotwell's is hosting 'Brisketfest' from 6 to 10pm tonight.  The cash-only cow slaughter will feature brisket from three local purveyors; Wise Sons Deli, Good Foods Catering, and the mysterious Gypsy Kitchen.

$5 gets you a slab of meat from one of the three choices, and $15 gets you all three and the privilege of casting a vote to decide who will be called the Baron of Brisket. Sodacraft is sponsoring the event and providing tasty beverages. More event details on the Sodacraft website. Hell, It's not even lunch time and I'm already feeling ravenous. 

YO COW TITTY HOW YOU TASTE SO GOOD??