where douchebags buy souvenirs

“Spent my whole vaca in San Franciscy puking in Marina alleyways and tanning at DP.  Don’t want my bros and fam back home to know that’s all I’m about.  Want them to think I had an authentic cultural experience (via justifying the use of Dad’s frequent flier miles)  Thank gawd for the SFMOMA airport gift-shop annex.”  ~VacaBro (via Fly Over State)