WHALES

So What Do Whales Shoot Out of Their Blowholes Anyway?

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:18am
Categorized: Art - The Streets, Drugs, Pets & Animals, Tenderloin / Civic Center
Tagged: Edinburgh Castle, WHALES

Cocaine? What, what? Blowhole you say? Huh? Oh, BLOWhole. yuk yuk yuk

Anyway, coke fiends, next time you find yourself needing a bump but don't have any money, just dive into the Pacific and wrestle a giant beluga until a geyser of energy and septum damage comes gushing out the top of its head.

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ANOTHER BADASS MOVIE AT THE ROXIE: Dirty Hands: The David Choe Feature Film

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Tue, 05/25/2010 - 2:03pm
Categorized: Art - The Streets, Mission District, Movies
Tagged: WHALES

My friend emailed me and suggested I check out this movie.  Being the great friend I am, I jumped the gun with "WHATEVER TRICK YOUR TASTE IN MOVIES SUCKS."  Turns out I was wrong.  This movie does look badass and it's playing at the Roxie through Thursday.

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Previously on Uptown Almanac

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