Veganism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled.

Okay, so they're just going by the name Pinko's Vegan Mercantile and, peace signs aside, one must assume the owners of this nascent establishment (pictured above) are neither communist nor socialist nor hippies nor dirty. But they are vegan and have oodles of foodstuffs and other vegan doodads to sell you.
Beginning May 1st, the duo will be selling vintage vegan merch out of their new shop at 111 Valencia (just up the street from Zeitgeist) in anticipation of a larger vegan grocery to open at a later date in the same locale--a venerable challenge to the vegetarian Rainbow Grocery; often a thorn in the side of SF vegans, as they can be quite slow to adopt tasty new vegan food products.
From Pinko's official Facebook announcement:
I'm super, dooper, ridiculously excited to FINALLY announce that my favorite person, Rod Middleton, and I are FINALLY opening a lil' vegan shoppe!! It's called Pinko's Vegan Mercantile, because we're pinkos and we're vegan and we have stuff to sell! In all the years we've been vegan, we've been utterly confused by the fact that the San Francisco Bay Area was lacking its own exclusively vegan shoppe. We've FINALLY decided we just cannot take it anymore, so we're making it happen! Much to our delight (and surprise) everyone that we've told (mostly non-vegans) has been incredibly excited, supportive, encouraging, and confident about the sure success of the shop. It seems people agree with us about now being a really good time for this idea to have FINALLY hatched. [...]
Pinko's Vegan Mercantile is going to take a little time to pull together, so when we take occupancy on May 1st, we're going to bring in assorted vintage merchandise we've been buying, selling, and collecting for years. We'll run Pinko's Vintage Pop-Up Shop while we get everything set up for the Mercantile's official opening. All proceeds from the Pop-Up Shop will go directly to building the Vegan Mercantile. So please come by, shop, introduce yourselves, tell us what you'd like from your local vegan shoppe, and spread the word!
Great news! How's it being received?
Oh, and it looks like our front gate (the one we're standing in front of in the pic above) was tagged since we were last here. Nice big black letters covering the whole thing. I hope it wasn't a meat-loving hater that saw our news and decided to welcome us to the 'hood. Oh well, paint isn't too expensive, right?
Oh.
[via Vegansaurus!]
If just last week you had told me I'd be seeing some skateboard industry dirtbag rocking a PETA hoodie at a competition at Potrero del Sol, I would have laughed at you and bet you I'd start eating meat again if the sight was seen. Well, what the fuck, four dancing bunnies spotted within feet of Potrero's bowl. Does this mean it's cool to wear your veganism on for back or is PETA the apex of hooded irony?
"...but when it comes to animal abuse, the 27-year-old Danzig—who is vegan—takes no prisoners." via PETAAnyways, be sure to check out the full article for some hilarious SFgate comments and recipes that sound delicious. "Peppered Portobello Mushroom Sandwich With Caper Aioli, Caramelized Fennel & Onion." Shit, I don't even know what half of those worlds mean. It must be good.
(link, via Grubstreet)

See that incredibly terrible photo of an ugly man's hand holding a beautiful sandwich? Yeah, that's THE PLANT Cafe's "plant burger" and it's goddamn amazing. Admittedly, I was skeptical about going there because it required that I leave the Mission and pay more than $6 for food but it was totally worth it. First off, I learned that the Embarcadero isn't so bad. Second, I got to eat the plant burger, which is officially the most addicting drug I've ever ingested. I even went back a few days later to get it again. DANG.
In other news, they have really good ketchup.
See that fucking blurry postage-stamp? Those are some delicious goddamn vegan cookiesSo I make my way over to Mighty and the line was out the door (expected). Immediately some bouncer wearing a bluetooth carded me. "21+ to eat fucking cookies?" "Yep." Get inside and the place is packed, there are skanky-ass bimbos wearing heels and there is some retarded, looping 45-second video of Jeresy Shore clips in which bros fist-pump and grind against girls. Couldn't handle it. It's a beautiful 70 degree day in San Francisco and I'm in a dark club shouting over blasting music on the Lord's day. Went outside to eat my cookies in a fenced-off smokers corral and eventually left.
I wasn't until I got home that I learned that it was actually a Jersey Shore themed bake-off (which is inherently dumb for so many obvious reasons but GO TEAM), so maybe part of my hate was a little unmerited, but the whole event struck me as fucking annoying. I'm not saying that every event on planet motherfucking Earth has to cater to Kevin Montgomery and clearly if you are selling tickets you are doing something right. But that doesn't take away fromt he fact that they've gone a long way from their humble beginnings at Stable Cafe.
BUT LETS TALK ABOUT THE COOKIES.
The cookies that won the awards were certainly not my choices but I'm not some pretentious food-snob that gives credit to shit for 'innovation' and 'overcoming limitations' I just like shit that tastes good ANYWAYS. I overheard some mayonnaise bitches next to the token-vegan cookie plate saying "this isn't good. You just cannot make a cookie without eggs and butter." Figured it was probably legitimate since not everything vegan actually tastes good, but I ate one regardless. FUCKING DELICIOUS. Cookies were engineered by the gods themselves to have frosting on top of them and this trick was one of the only ones in the place to use it.
Also, some other girls made a cookie that was covered in gold glitter that tasted like an Oreo that was legit (pictured below). I ate some other ones that was pretty 'off the hook' but I was more interested in having a date with Cold Beer, Cold Water than really takes notes. SBI.


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