toilets are so difficult to use

If you answered 52 seconds, you're just a hair faster than this industry dirtbag:

This amazing, 720p spectacle is brought to us by Blowing It In San Francisco, which after a mere 2 posts has established itself as a fine San Francisco blog.  I mean, this is one epic find: it's some dude pissing outside of BENDER'S BAR AND GRILL while cars wiz past and pedestrians stroll by seemingly unaware.  During the motherfucking day.

Who said the Mission can't keep it classy?

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• Dear Tree Killer, I BET You Kick Puppies and Drown Kittens!
• "Apparently if you piss on the floor in the restroom at We Be Sushi, your knee will pop out the side of your shin and only God knows what will happen to your foot."