shameless self-promotion

Check Out My Silver Screen Debut: Ride the Divide

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

So, apparently I’m in 5 minutes of this movie that is having it’s west-coast debut tomorrow.  I haven’t seen the movie yet, so I cannot vouch for its quality nor my performance (although it did win some award at the Vail Film Festival).  All I know is that I was really tired during filming and completely sober, so just know going into it that I was not my usual self.  Anyways, if you are a cyclist and at Sea Otter or find your in Monterrey tomorrow night at 8pm, go see 5 minutes of me being awkward and 82 minutes of people being well-adjusted in an IMAX theater.  For those of you at home, you can watch me hella fuck up my ankle while pushing my bike through the snow in the trailer embedded below.

Ride the Divide
April 15th at 8pm, Cannery Row IMAX theater, Monterey, CA (There will be a show the afternoon of the 16th if the 15th sells out)
$12 in advance at www.bellacinema.com

Things We Don't Hate: Bro Cats

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Apparently the doucheoisie over at Hipster Puppies got a book deal.  Our newest hater/Uptown Almanazzi Zach smelled money and created BRO CATS.   We at Uptown Almanac are committed to landing BRO CATS on the New York Times Bestsellers list (and every Marina coffee table) before Hipster Puppies can sue our asses off.

“O hai bro, wanna go halfsies on a bag of cat-nip?” ~Bro Cat

1.) Bro Cat likes to tell all the girls that he surfs, but is really too scared to go in the water.

2.) Bro Cat got so wasted last night that he was coughing up hair balls all morning.

3.) Bro Cat gets hella pussies.

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