Have you ever broken up with someone and mentally had to divide up “your” places to avoid running into each other? It looks like someone took their failing relationship a step further and pulled a stunt reminice of that time in college you duct taped the floor of your dorm room in an attempt to send a message to your booze-stealing roommate.

When all is said and done, what side is the best side? I suppose it really comes down to what kind of Mission you want: Dolores Park, Bi Rite and Tartine, or Benders, El Farolito and 14 luggage stores.