I've long admired Fayes Video's sidewalk sandwich board.  Full of whimsical drawings, life advice, deals, and the occasional poop joke, it never fails to brighten me up and get me in the Dolores Park mindset every time I walk past.  But just down the street is the Pay N' Save on the corner of 18th and Guerrero, who's board is always weird and strange.

Now, we here at Uptown Almanac don't want to pretend we're above pee humor—we're clearly not.  But a when a corner store owner is advertising his son's blossoming into boyhood—and calling him a freak for it—it makes us want to look elsewhere for Four Loko.

Also, who misspells weiner?  Or wiener.  I mean, seriously.