oh noes the homeless are making it hard to eat shitty meat

WILL FUCK 4 BIG MAC

THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE SF WEEKLY.  Up until last week, I had no idea that the sit-lie law was going to ruin dating and vegan eating in the Haight:

An author named Spencer Walker has written a new guidebook with a section apparently devoted to the San Francisco dating landscape. Titled "Hippie Harlots," the section claims to be a primer on the Haight Ashbury dating scene -- a scene that just may die if visitors aren't allowed to sit or lie down in public anymore.

According to Cook to Bang, the aforementioned primer on home-cooked meals prepared to entice potential dates, Hippie Harlots are found in San Francisco, at ultimate frisbee games, and at Burning Man. And they respond well to fried tofu, writes the author, who admits to "occasionally trolling Haight Ashbury for bohemian booty."

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Should [Police Chief George Gascon's sit-lie law] pass, the resulting hostility and infringement of civil liberties may make the neighborhood a glum place for hippie hookups. And we might see a decline in Walker's style of cuisine.

So for the sake of everything that's organic and tasty, can't our top cop just leave the Haight be? (LINK)

Spenc sounds like a terrific dude.  Cooks to get laid, trolls the homeless for sex.  A real casanova.  Also, why the hell is sit/lie being morphed into a foodie issue?

(photo by Brant Ward / The Chronicle)

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• Opinion: The Sit/Lie law would just allow the cops to get more aggressive towards protesters, park(ing) Day parties, sidewalk sales, or people just having fun on the sidewalk