Someone recently hipped me to the fact that Valencia Tool & Die-era synthpunk group The Units had a song called “The Mission is Bitchin'” andholyhellIcan'tstoplisteningtoit.  Seriously, this track is crack—it's like listening to Devo if Devo'd been raised by a Nintendo.  And the lyrics!  Although it was recorded back when Valencia was all punk venues, lesbian bars, and empty storefronts (1980), it still pretty much sounds like your average whimsical day in the modern day Mission District.

Give it a listen below, and feel free to read the lyrics at the top of the comments: