Mission Cheese's Sandwich Board Puns Its Way Into Our Hearts By Combining DMX and Cheese
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

[via Mission Cheese]
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

[via Mission Cheese]
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

It was just over two months ago that the Third Eye Blind front man stood tall on the Bottom of the Hill stage and declared, “We're right at that moment before Valencia turns to complete shit.” Now, he's bemused and excited about slamming his face with a plate of Mission Cheese's finest.
(In all fairness, cheese is a magical food product and we welcome its existence in all forms.)
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Valencia's new cheese shop is set to open tomorrow, which is fantastic news for cheese fans such as myself that are too impatient to stand in line at Bi-Rite or walk all the way to Rainbow before heading to The Park. Plus, free high fives all day.
Now, let's relive one of television's best cheese moments: