At least the third time I've publicly referenced the movie Hackers

(via reader Natalie G)

Ski masks, once the must-have garment for terrorists abroad, are now this season's hot item on Valencia. From beating people over the head in broad daylight and dragging them around the corner to steal their iPhones, to protecting your own identity while you steal someone else's, thugs and white collar criminals agree the black baklava just can't be beat! (PUN ALERT)

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• Person Beat, Robbed on Thursday at 2:30pm Near Dolores Park