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The Kink Armory Takes a Stab at Comedy Shorts [NSFW-ish]

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Kink.com recently let their employee's creative juice start flowing, as opposed to their other juices, by having them film a series of short films that promote their Armory tour program.  It's a weird lot of non-pornographic films; shorts that mostly appeal to my adolescent sense of humor.  But there are some gems in there.

Armory employees themselves decided “Creepy Bedroom” was the choice cut of meat:

Also maybe worth a watch is “Enema Bathroom” and their furry Saw remake.

[via SFist]

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Desperate Times...

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Economy got you down?  Can't afford your subscription to free internet porn?  Mission Cliffs membership too much in lean times?  Well, those bricks on the side of the Kink Dot Com Castle are here to help you out.  Just climb up the wall, get some exercise, peep yourself a show, and rappel in sin.

[Photo by sarryfromdaarrey]

Does All This Construction Mean Kink.com Might Reopen Ace Cafe?

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

It's been a year since Kink.com booted one of the Mission's best bars (Ace Cafe, R.I.P.) from their space at 14th and Mission, and it seems that the jizz-happy landlords are finally doing something with the place again.  I tried to snap a photo of the renovations through a side door when the construction workers become visibly annoyed with my public use of technology/complete disregard for OSHA regulations, but the spot is pretty much gutted out (with the exception of the bar, which appears to remain in its place).

Anyone know what's up?

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A Very NSFW Pinball Machine

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

I know we tend to use the NSFW label somewhat liberally, but this video is most definitely NSFW, so if you work at Focus on the Family or whatever, you probably shouldn't press play:

My inner 12-year-old boy (who am I kidding? my outer 27-year-old boy) is crying from laughter right now.  I really feel like the manufacturer understands how nice it is to cool down after you get all heated up playing a game.

Anyway, is Kink.com ever going to reopen that bar they bought?  Because, well… yeah.

[via Bay Area Pinball]

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