"I'd like to submit into evidence that Kevin Montgomery's iTunes library implicates him in the crime of listening to Haddaway's "What is Love?," followed by Ja Rule's "Holla Holla," at 3:32am last evening."
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
I also bought this:
Zazzle is the amateur porn of the fashion industry, but that doesn’t mean I love it any less. Up until last night, I didn’t think there was anything redeeming about San Mateo. Then I found this shirt. “Finally, something to love. Where is my company credit card? Why yes, I would love another shot of plastic-bottle vodka and a Frank’s RedHot chaser.”
I must shake Frank’s marketing executive’s hand.