I have no fucking idea what kind of animal that is but it apparently can ingest drugs and can't fly for shit

I love the new 7x7 website!  Today I went to visit one of my favorite 7x7 blogs only to find out that they 404ed that shit.  Normally the axing of their entire blog network would be news, but they upstaged themselves by getting the most confusing 404 animation I've seen to date:

7x7's mascot, Robby the Roasted Red Rooster (??), can't seem to fly for shit and hits a tree on the way to San Francisco.  Apparently Robby is up in Mt. Sasta because the last time I saw that much pot near a snow-capped mountain I was picking up a 62-year-old hitchhiker that smelled like he slept in cow shit for warmth.

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• Hey 7X7 SHUT THE FUCK UP
• 7x7 calls Medjool a "dbag playground". We say, "OH THAT'S RICH!"
• 7x7: "Achieving street cred is not the goal of a date" and "We're racists!"