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World's Most Awkward Bass Performance to Occur at Cafe Du Nord Tonight; Old Indie Musicians Will Accompany

Somewhat disappointed that Cera's first band wasn't called Kissing Kousins.

Arrested Development stalkers rejoice!  Michael Cera is in SF to perform with Man Man/Islands/Modest-Mouse supergroup Mister Heavenly tonight at Cafe Du Nord.  He'll be playing bass, which is apparently what he also did in the recent, questionably lame Scott Pilgrim movie.  At least that's what the screen cap above tells me, fuck if I know.

The event page for Cafe Du Nord is here, and SHOCKER; tickets are sold out.  They'll probably have some at the doors though, which open at 8pm.  

New West Addy Microhood: Haybro

No seriously, where the fuck is Haybro? (spotted in my hood near Broderick & Golden Gate)

UPDATE: It was Hayes and Broderick, ie: 'HayBro'.  Fuck you, I was drunk.

The boundaries of 'Western Addition' can be a touchy subject.  To some, West Addy is a small rectangular microhood from Divis to Gough (ie: a Real Estate map/NOPA home owners). But anyone who's familiar with the smallest scrap of SF history and the ability to type 'www.wikipedia.org' knows that this is a bullshit ploy to carve out the most desirable neighborhoods of the area and distance them from the negative connotation of the Western Addition name. 

Western Addition map via WikiTravel

To others West Addy refers to a much larger area; from Arguello to Franklin and Oak all the way north to California, encompassing the microhoods of Alamo Square, the Fillmore, NOPA, Japantown, USF, Anza Vista, Lower Pac Heights, Laurel Heights and Hayes Valley.  This definition, or some close variant, is widely accepted by THOSE OF US WHO ACTUALLY LIVE THERE (sans card-carrying NOPNA members, and by card-carrying I mean the NIMBY pricks who put 'Welcome to the North Panhandle' signs in the windows of the Grove St house they bought 3 to 9 months ago).  So, in conclusion:

  1. What and where is 'Haybro'?
  2. Are you with #team_westAddy or #team_NOPAyall?
  3. Who is #team_Haybro and do they kick with the NOPAs or the West Addys? Dodgers or Giants?? Espresso Martinis or Popeye's Chicken???

A friendly reminder (pic via Toph Kerpan Evans, via SFist)