Sorry, I know this isn’t a iphone photo of graffiti (KEVMO WILL BE BACK OTS MOMENTARILY) but local blogger, Telling Compulsion, has put together a graded list of non-profits that are providing relief in Haiti. It might help you decide who you’re donating to. And you should be donating to, Internet Money Bags. You’re way overpaid and are in the rare position of being able to help out, so do it TO IT. Also, if you’re into eating, a group is putting together a vegan bakesale with all the money going toward earthquake relief. What else is happening in SF? Let an Uptown Almanac know!

Finally, now might be a good time to read up on earthquake preparedness in the bay area. However, looking at that site, I notice something is missing. Being fat should totally be listed as crucial in earthquake survival. All you skinny assholes will be dying off left and right and my fat reserves will ensure I’m livin’ large way into The Jetsons. FAT PEOPLE RULE AT EARTHQUAKES!

We now return to your regularly scheduled program of spray painted penises on sides of banks. Which is important too.