Crackhead Invents New Way to Ride Muni, Fight Ensues
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

While waiting in line for the new Nike Air Yeezys yesterday, crowds were delighted to the screams of an elderly woman described as on “that crack” trying to board a F-Market train through the windshield. Alarmed by her wailing, helpful samaritians tried to help her out by punching her in the face.
From the YouTube description:
Air yeezy 2 campout fight in the tenderloin district in san francisco. all this happened while we were in line at shiekh shoes. this crackhead hopped on the front of the trolly and wouldn't get off, so when the lady in pink tried to be a hero she got a SMACK SMACK to the face. air yeezy campout.
Personally, my favorite part is the dude risking life and limb to tag the trolley while all this noise is going on. Because, you know, it's not like there were any cameras on the scene.

Anyway, SMACK SMACK:
[via SF Citizen]