'fucking tourists'

Amphibious Tour Company Declares SoMa San Francisco's Worst Neighborhood

DNA Lounge owner and SoMa resident Jamie Zawinski recently noticed a bold statement quacking from the Ride the Ducks tour busboat:

The duck boat tour just rolled under my window, megaphone-shouting that “SOMA IS THE WORST NEIGHBORHOOD IN SAN FRANCISCO!”

This is the second time that's happened, so I guess it's an official part of the script, not just editorialization.

This is potentially a good or bad sign for the Tenderloin/Mid-Market area: either Gavin's Magnificent Mid-Market Miracle has lifted the TL from the pits of the mallard neighborhood shit list, or worse, they've just pushed the area out of mind completely.

[JWZ | Photo by Steve Rhodes]

Lost Tour Group?

I think I found your tour group on Valencia.  They were looking at some map that didn't even have the Mission on it and couldn't stop posing for photos with a Rhea's sandwich.  Contact Animal Control to claim them.