everyone's such cool nonchalance in the face of what amounts to a major celebrity sighting for this city

Noted Mustachio John Waters Spotted at The Uptown

After climbing out of a mid-90s LeBaron limo late last night, “The Pope of Trash” walked into the trashiest bar in the Mission while everyone pretended not to give a shit.  And after “not giving a shit” in hushed tones for a few minutes, everyone returned to their rapidly warming PBRs with the eager reluctance only faked nonchalance can inspire.