don't take this the wrong way bro--I can't hate on anyone who can pull off such a look

American Apparel

I thought about asking this post-hipster sea punk Abbie Hoffman about what inspired this bold outfit, but I feared he'd spike my coconut water with LSD and figured I'd creepily take a photo from a safe distance instead.

Regardless, it looks like patriotism is making a big comeback this election year.