Future Wedding Announcement
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Since no one reads the newspaper anymore, I guess the thing to do is just scrawl the announcement next to Doc's Clock's toilet?
Anyway, congratulations you two!
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Since no one reads the newspaper anymore, I guess the thing to do is just scrawl the announcement next to Doc's Clock's toilet?
Anyway, congratulations you two!
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Especially when you have to take in the gnarly smells of Doc's Clock's porcelain slop bucket.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

I guess Bill owns a cell phone.
(Found in the Doc's Clock bathroom.)
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

I stopped into Doc's Clock yesterday for a quick pint and round of pinball and this note was passed to me from down the bar. Yep, some guy tried to order an “Oly,” as the bar formerly referred to the beer, scribbled this note in protest of their decision to stop carrying the beer, and bounced. Now, Olympia might be the highest-rated cheap beer by Mission cool kids, but I really think you're splitting hairs when it comes to comparing Hams [sic] to just about any other beer that costs two smacks at a bar. That said, I can only think of two other Mission bars that still carry Olympia (Gestalt and Homestead) soo…… market opportunity!
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

If you really needed another reason to visit Doc's Clock, they recently got their hands on a brand new Indiana Jones pinball machine. Like, BRAND NEW. Fresh out of the box. As any other Bay Area pinball snob can tell you, this is a BIG FUCKING DEAL because most pinball machines in this city are BROKEN PIECES OF SHIT. Anyway, this machine not only works, which is generally qualification enough, but also has magnets and an epic multiball (see video below).
Plus, if you are lucky, you might also stumble across a guy wearing an Indiana Jones hat playing the machine.