Buying this jacket means getting laid pretty much whenever and a lifetime supply of burritos

Round Out Your Canadian Tuxedo With This Stylish MISSION BURRITO Denim Jacket

Face it, your body is already 33% sour cream at this point.  Why not just sew your go-to stick of dinner to the back of your brand new jean jacket and wear your food with pride?

[Photo by Aaron Durand | Thanks Bailey!]