Bros Slitting Bros' throats

While we at Uptown don't (openly) condone Bros Slitting Bros throats, we're happy to see a celebrity (albeit a C-lister) join us in the fight against the Axis of Ice.  Daniel Tosh raises an interesting point that hadn't previously occurred to me; Smirnoff Ice is the new ZIMA.  I'd like to see the retro ZIMA make a comeback and take its place next PBR as a hipster beverage.  

Hat tip to Clark.  Friends don't let friends Ice Bros.

EDIT: Obligatory addition of 90's throwback ZIMA commercials.

"Are those free range burgers?"

"She started deep into my eyes and said ...nice hat"

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• THE BATTLE OF BROS ICING BROS: News from the Frontlines against the Axis of Ice
• Don't Ice Me Bro!