American Apparel

I thought about asking this post-hipster sea punk Abbie Hoffman about what inspired this bold outfit, but I feared he'd spike my coconut water with LSD and figured I'd creepily take a photo from a safe distance instead.

Regardless, it looks like patriotism is making a big comeback this election year.

According to JJ San, this little kid happened upon this Twin Peaks fashion shoot and asked his father, "Daddy, why isn't she wearing pants? I think she has to go pee pee."

Bill Cosby would be proud.

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