“Mr. Koum came over to Mr. Zuckerberg’s home, crashing the dinner Mr. Zuckerberg was sharing with his wife, Priscilla Chan. The two men entered into negotiations, eating a plate of chocolate covered strawberries intended for Ms. Chan…”

After months of courting business bro Jan Koum during long walks in Los Altos, Mission District homeowner Mark Zuckerberg was so in love that he ditched his wife at the dinner table on Valentine’s Day—and took her desert with them. As if paying said bro $16 billion in cash and stock for his popular instant messaging application wasn’t romantic enough!